Best News: Bayern Munich blow Manchester United away after Patrice Evra's strike





Among all the disappointments for Manchester United, nothing will jar so much as the knowledge that, briefly, they had this game under their control. They will be anguished about the speed at which everything unravelled, leaving them with an uncomfortable gap before they reacquaint themselves with this competition. September 2015, at the earliest.

Bayern certainly showed their competitive courage once Patrice Evra had opened the scoring with that cannonball of a shot in the 57th minute but there was still the unmistakable sense, looking back at the way the game immediately swung back in favour of Pep Guardiola's side, that United played a considerable part in their own downfall. This was not Bayern at their formidable best, or even particularly close, but David Moyes's team sagged when they needed authority.

A more accomplished side would have been buoyed by the wonder of Evra's goal and braced for the response. A team of Bayern's stature always respond and these were the moments when it needed Moyes's players to stand up to that challenge.

What happened instead was close to being a full-on capitulation. The lead was wiped out in the next attack and United lost all their defensive poise in those moments when Thomas Müller and Arjen Robben added to Mario Mandzukic's header.

Three goals had arrived in 17 minutes and the most maddening thing of all was that Bayern had been vulnerable. For long spells they showed why Arsène Wenger had observed that they were maybe not quite as brilliantly accomplished now as when Jupp Heynckes was in charge, winning this competition as part of a treble last season.

A lot of people put that down to sour grapes from the Arsenal manager after his side had been eliminated but there were times here when Bayern were close to predictable, the default setting being to feed the ball to Robben and rely on his ability to run at defenders, cutting in from the right. Robben, in fairness, is an exhilarating player and had worn down Evra before he finished the scoring with a typical run and shot in the 76th minute.

That was the moment Bayern's crowd knew the "Kings of the Cup" mosaic they had unveiled behind one of the goals, in thousands of pieces of red, purple and white, was not going to look out of place. Yet United had held them off with relative ease. Or, at least, until they actually had the temerity to take the lead.

The structure of Moyes's team was good, with two midfielders in deep-lying positions and wingers who were willing to double up as full-backs, and the players in support of Wayne Rooney were quick to join him on the occasions when they did have the ball in promising areas.

It was just a pity for United, perhaps, that Rooney was still troubled by a chipped bone in his toe. When he did have a sight of goal, he did not strike the ball convincingly and Moyes attributed that directly to his injury.

What the manager could not explain was the moment he repeatedly described as a "crime", namely the way Bayern were immediately let back into the game after conceding the opening goal.

Moyes has not previously used that word in his nine months at United and his emotive language - "I've got a team of experienced players and it's the sort of thing you learn as a schoolboy" - revealed a measure of anger that nobody could conclude was inappropriate.

Until that point Nemanja Vidic had played as though determined to remind everyone he will be badly missed next season. Chris Smalling had justified his selection ahead of Rio Ferdinand and, for the most part, Phil Jones had not allowed Franck Ribéry to play with the usual menace.

Now Ribéry had the ball, with the space to look up and pick out Mandzukic. The Croat had a clear height advantage on Evra and directed his header into David de Gea's bottom left corner. It was a soft goal to concede - but, then again so were the next two.

Evra's goal, barely a minute earlier, was an absolute peach, running on to a cross from Antonio Valencia and letting fly from 25 yards. It was an audacious, unstoppable finish, still rising as it flew into the top left‑hand corner of Manuel Neuer's net and, at that stage, De Gea had been protected so well it did not feel reckless to believe the Premier League's seventh-placed side were capable of seeing it through.

Unfortunately for United, it was quickly shown to be an illusion and Evra was among the guilty. Moyes mentioned only the equaliser but the next two goals were both avoidable. Müller got away from Vidic to slip his shot past De Gea after Robben's cross from the right.

Then Robben cut inside from that side of the pitch again, eluded Evra and Vidic and took aim. A slight deflection off Vidic took the ball into the net and soothed any lingering nerves in the home crowd.

For Bayern, a third successive semi-final awaits, with Bastian Schweinsteiger and Javi Martínez available again after suspension. United can be encouraged by parts of what happened but the overall picture is bleak and, even in defeat, they will miss these occasions.

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Best News: Maria Miller quits: Cameron defends 'honest' Parliament





David Cameron has defended the reputation of Parliament after Maria Miller's resignation, saying it is full of "good and honest" MPs.

The prime minister said expenses rules had been improved since 2010, although more could be done to put Parliament's integrity "beyond doubt".

But Labour leader Ed Miliband said the PM did not "get" public anger over the former culture secretary's conduct.

He accused the PM of being "an apologist for unacceptable behaviour".

Mrs Miller quit the government after a week of negative headlines about her expenses claims between 2005 and 2009, her lack of co-operation with an independent inquiry and her brief apology to Parliament last week.

She has been replaced as culture secretary by financial secretary to the Treasury Sajid Javid.

In addition to being culture secretary Mrs Miller was also minister for women and equalities.

Mr Javid will retain the equalities brief - but Tory MP Nicky Morgan has been made minister for women.

Ms Morgan's new role does not come with a seat in cabinet - but she will attend cabinet meetings where necessary.

Downing Street said that she will have a brief to monitor women's issues across government and report directly to David Cameron - rather than Mr Javid - rejecting Labour claims that Mr Cameron had put a man in overall charge of women's policy.

The number of women in the cabinet had fallen from four to three.

'Step forward'

Speaking at Prime Minister's Questions, Mr Cameron said it had been right for him to stand by Mrs Miller, as she had been cleared of the main charge against her and had apologised for her behaviour to MPs. View from Basingstoke

The large North Hampshire town of Basingstoke is famed for its many roundabouts among other things and, despite being a Conservative stronghold, for most constituents Maria Miller's resignation from cabinet is the right outcome, even if it materialised in a roundabout way.

A common theme that came back time and time again, is that the claiming of these expenses was wrong and she should have resigned earlier, or indeed been sacked.

This constituency of just over 75,000 people is not used to being in the glare of national media and the "drama" is perceived to be unwelcome attention.

Historically, Basingstoke has been a Conservative safe seat.

Having served as their MP for nine years, people on the High Street were quick to point out the good work Miller had done locally, serving with commitment and enthusiasm.

The acid test of this opinion will be revealed at the ballot box come the next election.

To get rid of someone "at the first sign of trouble" would have been a sign of weakness, not leadership, he insisted.

"I hope the one lesson that won't be learnt is that the right thing to do as soon as someone has to answer allegations is to instantly remove them rather than give them a chance to clear their name and get on with job," he told MPs.

But the prime minister acknowledged the row showed public feeling about MPs' expenses was still "raw" and "needed to be acted on".

All complaints about current expenses claims were now dealt with by an independent body, he said, while "legacy" cases, which related to claims made before 2010 - such as Mrs Miller's - were ruled on by a committee of MPs which had non-MP "lay members" on it, he argued.

He said he was willing to meet other party leaders and the Commons authorities to discuss further steps.

"We should do everything we can to show this is a good and honest Parliament, with good and hard-working people in it. That is the assumption I start (with) and I make no apology for that".

But Mr Miliband said the prime minister had made a "terrible error of judgement" in supporting Mrs Miller and had been the "last person in the country to realise her position was untenable".



"This is about him the fact he still does not understand what she (Mrs Miller) did wrong.

"The reason the public were so appalled is that if it had happened in any other business there would have been no question of them staying in their job.

"This is about the members of this country absolutely appalled about the conduct of his government over the last week. It is about members of the public who cannot understand why he did not act".

The affair had undermined public trust in the government and in politics in general, Mr Miliband added. "Start Quote

This decision is a defeat for a minister who believes she has been found not guilty on the central charge of asking the taxpayer to pay for a home for her elderly parents"

He said he would hold talks with the prime minister about reforming the system, but claimed Mr Cameron needed "to learn profound lessons about how he runs his government".

"In opposition, he (David Cameron) was an apostle for better standards but he has spent the last week being an apologist for unacceptable behaviour," he told MPs.

Mr Cameron accused Mr Miliband of "jumping on this bandwagon after the whole circus has left town," asking the Labour leader why he had not called for Mrs Miller's resignation when she still had her job.

Mrs Miller is entitled to a pay-off of just over £17,000 on leaving the cabinet.

'Distraction'



The former culture secretary insisted she took "full responsibility" for her decision to quit amid speculation that she had been forced out by No 10.

She said she had hoped to stay in cabinet but it had become clear that the row had become an "enormous distraction" to the work of government and it was the "right thing" for her to go.

Conservative chairman Grant Shapps insisted it had been culture secretary's decision to leave office.

The BBC's Political Editor Nick Robinson said he understood "someone senior" had talked to Mrs Miller on Tuesday about the row and its wider ramifications before she informed PM of her decision to quit.

However, he said it may never be known whether she took the decision herself or told to go.

Mrs Miller was cleared of funding a home for her parents at taxpayers' expense following a 16-month inquiry, but was told to repay £5,800 of the expenses she claimed by the Commons Standards Committee.

The independent parliamentary commissioner for standards had previously recommended she repay £45,000, a discrepancy that has led to calls for change to the way investigations are conducted.

But our political editor said it was noticeable that Mr Cameron had not felt the need to make some "new big promise of reform" in his Commons response, preferring to focus on the changes already made.

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg told the BBC that all expenses investigations should be carried out using Parliament's current rules - by an independent body rather than a committee of MPs and lay members - including older cases.

He said: "There is a legitimate issue to ask whether we could accelerate that change for those cases which are still hanging around from the past."

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Best News: Bayern Munich 3





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Manchester United failed to reach the semi-finals of the Champions League as defending champions Bayern Munich came from behind to record a dominant win.

David Moyes's side had held Bayern to a 1-1 draw at Old Trafford in the first leg and they stunned the hosts when Patrice Evra rifled in before the hour.

But Mario Mandzukic nodded in a swift equaliser before Thomas Muller's scuffed finish put Bayern ahead.

Arjen Robben then wrapped up the 4-2 aggregate win with a fine solo goal.

With United already out of the Premier League title race, FA Cup and League Cup, the Champions League had been Moyes's final chance to redeem what has been a hugely disappointing season for the 2012-13 league champions.

They had been given little chance against a Bayern side that has been imperious this season but United had produced a dogged defensive display at Old Trafford to give themselves hope heading into Wednesday's encounter.

United needed to score at Bayern to have a chance of progressing and, with that in mind, Moyes named an attacking line-up with Wayne Rooney, fit after recovering from a toe injury, leading the line in front of Danny Welbeck, Shinji Kagawa and Antonio Valencia.

It almost paid dividends inside the first 10 minutes when a long ball over the top gave Rooney space to run at goal but the England striker hesitated on the edge of the area and his shot was blocked.

Valencia had an effort ruled out for offside soon after, before Bayern took control of the game. But for all their dominance in possession they did not force United goalkeeper David De Gea into a save in the first half.

Their short, sharp passing was creating opportunities but decision-making in the final third was letting them down, although Robben caused an all-too-brief moment of excitement just before half-time when he pounced on a loose ball and jinked his way into the area, only to see his shot deflected wide by Chris Smalling.

That pattern of play initially continued in the second half, but just as the hour mark approached the game finally exploded into life.

United stunned the home crowd when Valencia beat his man on the right to cross into the box where the ball was cleared only as far as Evra, who raced to the edge of the area and smashed a fine strike off the underside of the crossbar and into the net.

The goal had Moyes and his coaching staff punching the air with delight, but the celebrations were all too brief as Bayern responded immediately.

From the kick-off, the ball found its way to Ribery on the left and Mandzukic stooped in front of Evra to head his low cross beyond De Gea.

Muller added a second goal a few minutes later and it galvanised Bayern, who set about harrying a rattled United defence, Evra earning a yellow card for bringing down Robben when he charged towards the area.

But Robben could not be stopped from putting the game beyond the visitors when, with defenders backing off, he ran across the edge of the area before slipping a low shot just inside the post.

United famously scored twice in injury time to overturn a one-goal deficit and beat Bayern in the 1999 Champions League final, but there was to be no repeat of such heroics in this game. The home side eased to victory without further alarm to join Atletico Madrid, Chelsea and Real Madrid in Friday's semi-final draw.

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Best News: Royal tour: Prince George rules the roost at babygroup





Prince George playing with his toys (EPA/Marty Melville)

The playgroup at Government House in Wellington, which will be the royal visitors' base for the rest of their tour of New Zealand, was organised by the parenting support group Plunket, which arranges free home visits and other help for nine out of ten parents in the country.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have said little about their son's development since he was born, but we learnt that he is not only crawling, but close to walking; has five teeth, and is such a hungry baby that he has only been sleeping properly since starting on solids recently.



(Eddie Mulholland/Telegraph)

Grant Collinge, 38, who met the Duchess with his wife Magda Gurbowicz and their son Lucas, said: "George is bubbly, quite feisty and he took control. He crawled to the centre of the room and he owned the place.

"He honed in on certain toys and took the ones that he wanted. No-one was going to stand in his way!"

It was the first time the Prince had encountered so many other babies, and after being carried into the room on his mother's hip, keeping himself amused by chewing her hair, he was clearly keen to socialise, kicking his legs impatiently until his mother put him down.

Then it was time for his party piece, as he set off on all fours across the plush carpet.

Baby Eden Alve got in his way and he reached out to stroke her face, but overshot and ended up hitting her in the face with a flailing arm, knocking off her headband.

She seemed unbothered, but the Duchess, wearing a dress by Tory Burch, picked him up to avoid a junior diplomatic incident.

She told other mothers George is a hungry baby. Mr Collinge said: "The Duchess said George was sleeping well through the night and that he's on solid food now so that has really helped his sleeping."

The babies chosen as George's playmates, all of whom were born within days of him in July, were as politically-correct a collection as New Zealand could muster, including the daughter of two gay fathers and children of Maori, Samoan, Polish and Oriental descent.

In years to come George will look back on this laughter-filled event as the moment his life's work began. There will be many thousands more public engagements to come, but few will be as relaxed and joyous.

"It's madness, there are babies everywhere!" the Duke of Cambridge exclaimed.



(Eddie Mulholland/Telegraph)

At one point Prince George turned to a little girl called Paige who was with her parents Jenny and Mark Stevens. George waved his arms to get her attention and touched her face before grabbing her toy wooden doll. Paige burst into tears, the Duchess stroked her hair to comfort her, and George looked around, bored.

Mrs Stevens told the Duchess: "Paige grabs toys, she's just started teething." The Duchess replied: "George too."

The Duchess gave her son a blue plastic block, which he briefly put in his mouth before throwing it on the floor. When she put him down, he took a liking to a toy tambourine and a set of drums, but seemed happiest when the Duchess held his hands and pulled him to his feet, suggesting he is not far off cruising.

His father, who began crawling when he visited Australia with parents in 1983, was a full month older by the time he became mobile on hands and knees.

Sheila Lemalie, who was with her husband Soani and their son Tagiilima, said: "We had a chance to cuddle George - he is very strong and very advanced.

"Prince William said he supported his wife by giving George his bottle at night and putting him to bed.

"Different children develop differently but George is very advanced for his age.

"He was crawling and wanting to walk in an advanced way - more so than my son who is younger than him.

"George is trying to walk - he can pull himself up and he is almost there."

Jared Mullen, who with his partner Ryan Tunstall has adopted a daughter called Isabella, said: "Isabella and George had a little play together, they were chums.

"He [George] is a lovely little boy, very intrepid."

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Best News: Massive scale of Toyota recall down to increase in common car parts





Recalls are not uncommon in the car industry, but car experts think they are getting bigger as car manufacturers use the same parts in many different models. General Motors' faulty ignition switches

The world's second largest carmaker was criticised by US regulators on Tuesday for a "troubling" failure to supply information about faulty ignition switches linked to 13 deaths. The company recalled 2.6m cars in February and March, although the problems, affecting the Chevrolet Cobalt and Saturn Ion, first came to light a decade ago. Toyota's accelerator pedal problem

In 2009-10 Toyota recalled 10m cars over problems with a sticky accelerator pedal linked to fatal accidents. The issue first came to light in the US, with the recall of 4.2m vehicles, but the probe soon widened to Europe and Asia. The recall of millions of cars, including bestsellers such as the Prius, the Lexus and the Camry, cost the company $2bn (£1.26bn) in extra costs. Last month it agreed to pay $1.2bn to end a US criminal investigation, where it was accused of hiding problems with its vehicles from regulators. Toyota's dodgy window switches

With its reputation still tarnished by the braking problem, Toyota was forced in October 2012 to recall 7.4m cars over a faulty window switch that was a potential fire hazard. It was the single biggest recall in one day since Ford pulled 8m cars off the roads in 1996. In February 2014 the company recalled 1.9m Prius cars over a programming glitch in the hybrid system Ford's fire-risky cruise control

In 2009 Ford warned drivers of 4.5m of its vehicles to stay off the roads, when a faultycruise control system posing a fire risk was uncovered across several models. Ford had already been grappling with this problem for more than a deacade, which led it to recall a total of 14.2m vehicles. The faulty switches, affecting vans and off-road vehicles in north America under the Ford Lincoln and Mercury brands, brought a spate of lawsuits alleging fires and injury.

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Best News: Have a Joyous Morning With This Quinoa Mango Bowl





My email is flooded with PR representatives requesting reviews of health books about the latest diet trends. I delete the majority of those emails, because diets don't work. All anyone needs is regular sleep, plenty of exercise, and a major overhaul of how they view food. It sounds simple, but learning how to live joyously is a difficult process that demands a lot of soul-searching.

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Joy McCarthy's new book, Joyous Health: Eat and Live Well Without Dieting, simply breaks down the basics of creating healthy meals, choosing the right ingredients, and learning how to live a joyful life. McCarthy is a Canada-based holistic nutritionist with a food blog, Joyous Health. The first half of her book is a fascinating read about nutrition without the scientific jargon, from which most people should be able to adapt various lessons to their lifestyles. The second half of the book is dedicated to recipes, including a carrot cake smoothie, coconut flour banana pancakes, and double-chocolate gluten-free cookies. In addition, "Joyous Tips" are sprinkled throughout the book. (One tip explains the difference between the use of chia and flax seeds.)

Following the quinoa berry bowl recipe on page 142, I took McCarthy's advice about using seasonal fruit and used a chopped yellow Alphonso mango, since berries aren't in season for another few weeks. If you cook the quinoa and chop the fruit ahead of time, you can make this simple recipe after a morning workout just as fast as a smoothie.

Diet trends come and go, because their short-term results can initially seem successful. As McCarthy explains in her book, real lifestyle changes are difficult at first, but the benefits are joyful and lifelong. Joyous Health publishes May 6, 2014; you can pre-order your copy today.

Disclaimer: I received a free copy of Joyous Living: Eat and Live Well Without Dieting by Joy McCarthy through Pintail, a division of Penguin USA.

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Best News: Toyota to recall 6.4 million vehicles





Toyota is recalling 6.4 million vehicles globally, including 35,124 in the UK, over five separate issues.

Some 3.5 million vehicles are being recalled to replace a spiral cable attached to the driver's side airbag.

It may be damaged when the steering wheel is turned and result in the airbag not being deployed in a crash.

Other issues include problems with seat rails, steering columns, windscreen wipers and a glitch with the engine starters that poses a fire risk.

Toyota said it was not aware of any vehicle crashes, injuries or fatalities caused by these conditions.

However, it said it had received two reports of fires in connection with the engine starter problem.

The carmaker said that "due to inefficiencies in the design of the starter motor relays, metallic particles might accumulate on the contacts within the relay".

It said that if the relays continued to be used, the particles could come off and enter the relay's circuitry and in the "worst case, this could lead to the starter relays catching fire".

Approximately 20,000 vehicles involving six Toyota models and the Subaru Trezia are being recalled to replace both engine starter relays and the engine starter motor.

Other recalls include:

Approximately 2.32 million vehicles over problems with the seat rails Some 760,000 vehicles because of a potential defect with the steering column bracket Nearly 160,000 vehicles to replace the windshield wiper motors



Reputation risk

The latest recall, which affects 27 different models, is the fifth major one that the company has issued in recent months. Analysis

Recalls are not uncommon in the industry. General Motors has recalled millions of vehicles in recent weeks as well.

And while it is an inconvenience, customers have also started to realise that it is something that is in their best interest.

It is now seen as a way of the carmakers saying, "We will try and get it right, but if sometimes we don't we will fix it for you."

But in the case of Toyota, the latest recall comes as it has been trying to rebuild its reputation as a maker of reliable and high-quality vehicles - which was key to its success over the past decades.

These recalls are likely to make that task more difficult. It has recalled more than 25 million vehicles over two-and-half years. To put that in context, it has sold just over 21 million during the same period.

In February, it called back 1.9 million of its top-selling Prius hybrid cars because of a software fault that might cause the vehicle to slow down suddenly.

In the latter half of last year, it issued separate recalls affecting more than 2.2 million vehicles.

Overall, the company has recalled more than 25 million vehicles over the past two-and-a-half years.

That is far more than the number it called back in 2009 and 2010 - widely seen as the worst years in terms of damage to its reputation.

Toyota's sales had suffered in the aftermath of those recalls, which were prompted by problems with accelerator pedals becoming trapped under floor mats.

The recalls had also triggered a criminal investigation against the carmaker in the US.

Earlier this year, the firm agreed a $1.2bn (£720m) settlement with US regulators after a four-year inquiry into its reporting of safety issues.

Recalls are not uncommon in the industry. For example, General Motors is in the middle of recalling millions of vehicles as well.

However, there are concerns that Toyota's current troubles may hurt its efforts to rebuild its reputation, which was damaged by the 2010 recall fiasco. Do you own a Toyota? Has your car been recalled? Send an email to haveyoursay@bbc.co.uk with 'Toyota' in the subject.

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Best News: Doctor Who Tardis-style police box unveiled in Boscombe





A police box similar to that made famous in the television series Doctor Who has opened to the public.

The Tardis-style box on Boscombe's precinct on Christchurch Road, Dorset, was unveiled by Bournemouth East MP Tobias Ellwood at 11:30 BST.

Dorset Police said it would act as a visible presence to tackle crime, as well as being a tourist attraction.

The force said the steel-framed box was one of only two operational boxes in the country - the other is in London.



It added that it would be staffed by police and community support officers "as much as is operationally possible" during precinct trading hours.

When unstaffed, a yellow telephone attached to the box can be used by members of the public to contact officers.

'Time travel'

Mr Ellwood said: "Boscombe has had its challenges with anti-social behaviour but it is a vibrant community.

"The box itself is now a fantastic, iconic symbol of a desire by the police and the community to be very optimistic about where this part of Bournemouth is going."

The project, which has attracted attention from Doctor Who fans, was funded by donations from local firms.

Mr Ellwood said: "I couldn't help but notice that many in the crowd were dressed up as Doctor Who figures - there was even a Dalek there."

Before it was unveiled, Tony Tester, chair of Dorset Police Federation, tweeted: "Off to the launch of the new police box this morning by car not time travel. #boscombepolicebox".

The box's design is based on the distinctive 1929 version created for the Metropolitan Police and made world famous by the television series.

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Best News: The Ultimate Warrior has died aged 54, WWE confirms







The Ultimate Warrior has died at the age of 54, WWE have confirmed.

The former wrestler, whose birth name was James Brian Hellwig, had appeared at WrestleMania 30 and Monday Night Raw, just before his death on Tuesday.

"WWE is shocked and deeply saddened to learn of the passing of one of the most iconic WWE Superstars ever, The Ultimate Warrior," read a statement from the entertainment organisation.

"Warrior is survived by his wife Dana and his two daughters," it added.

The cause of his death has not yet been revealed.

Other high profile names have posted messages of condolence on social media sites.

"Saddened to announce the passing of the Ultimate Warrior. Icon and friend. My sympathy to his wife Dana and his daughters," wrote Triple H on Twitter.

We are grateful that just days ago, Warrior had the opportunity to take his rightful place in the WWE Hall of Fame

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Hulk Hogan, who was defeated by The Ultimate Warrier at WrestleMania VI, posted: "RIP WARRIOR. only love."

"Heartbroken. My sincerest condolences go out to The Warrior's family," said Daniel Bryan.

He added: "Seeing how much he loved his daughters and his wife this weekend makes it all the more heartbreaking.

"The Ultimate Warrior was my favourite as a kid, and getting to speak to him this weekend was one of my favourite moments. He was so nice to me."

The Ultimate Warrior started his World Wrestling Entertainment career in 1987 and soon became one of its most high profile stars.

"We are grateful that just days ago, Warrior had the opportunity to take his rightful place in the WWE Hall of Fame and was also able to appear at WrestleMania 30 and Monday Night Raw to address his legions of fans," said the WWE statement.

"WWE sends its sincere condolences to Warrior's family, friends and fans," it added.

WrestleMania 30, which took place in New Orleans on Sunday night, saw the return of Hulk Hogan to presenting duties and the end of the Undertaker's winning streak.

According to official figures "attendance was a sold-out crowd of 75,167, with guests from all 50 [US] states and 37 countries".

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Best News: Maria Miller resigns as culture secretary in blow to David Cameron





Maria Miller has resigned as culture secretary after telling David Cameron that her continued presence around the cabinet table would act as a distraction to the "vital work" of the government.

Hours before Cameron was expected to face a bumpy session in the House of Commons on Wednesday, Miller released a letter to the prime minister saying she would resign with immediate effect.

Her resignation marks a severe blow to the personal authority to the prime minister, who had called on the press to "leave it there" on Friday, a day after Miller issued an abrupt 32-second apology over her expenses.

Miller, after consulting with her family and hearing the mood in the Conservative party, decided to ring Cameron on Tuesday night to tell him that she wanted to resign. She spoke to him after he attended the state dinner with the Irish president at Windsor Castle.

Downing Street announced that Sajid Javid, the financial secretary to the treasury, would take over as culture secretary. A wider cabinet reshuffle is expected in the summer.

The culture secretary has been fighting for her political life since she was ordered by the Commons standards committee to apologise for her conduct towards the parliamentary standards watchdog during an investigation into her expenses.





Miller was ordered to repay £5,800 in overclaimed expenses related to her mortgage on her "second" home in Wimbledon - bought nine years before her election to parliament in 2005. Miller has faced intense pressure because the sum was considerably lower than the £45,000 repayment recommended by the standards watchdog Kathryn Hudson.

In a letter to Miller, the prime minister pointed out that she had been cleared of the original complaint lodged by the Labour MP John Mann - that she had abused the system of expenses by allowing her parents to live at the Wimbledon home that was subsidised in part by parliamentary expenses.

But Miller decided to go as it became clear that she enjoyed little support on the Tory benches, where rightwingers have never forgiven her for her role in introducing the legislation that legalised gay marriage. Moderate Tories felt she had mishandled the response to the standards committee report with her peremptory apology last week.

In her letter to the prime minister, Miller wrote: "It is with great regret that I have decided that I should tender my resignation as a member of the cabinet. I am very grateful to you for your personal support but it has become clear to me that the present situation has become a distraction from the vital work this government is doing to turn our country around."

Michael Gove, the education secretary who was elected to parliament on the same day as Miller in 2005, said that her resignation should serve as a warning to the political class as a whole about their expenses.

In a sign that Downing Street acknowledges the need for further reform of the policing of MPs, Gove told the Today programme on BBC Radio 4: "The political class as a whole need to reflect on the events of the last few days. It reinforces in my mind the fact that the public still feel a degree of anger about the expenses scandal.

"This is a judgment on the political class overall and Westminster overall. It is a warning to us to take these issues incredibly seriously and to recognise that there is a question of public trust in the political process and the capacity of politicians to police themselves which requires to be addressed."

Gove, who said he was saddened by Miller's departure, said she had decided to resign. "It is sad to see a colleague who has worked incredibly hard leave the government. But I also know that Maria felt that her presence in government was damaging our ability to make other arguments, to get on with the job of making the changes we need. So she decided it would be better for the government if she left it."

Miller's decision to go spared Cameron from having to defend her at prime minister's questions, as well as avoided what could have been a stormy meeting later of the Tory 1922 backbench committee. In a sign that the government had not been expecting her resignation, Gove had been despatched to appear on the Today programme, and Andrew Lansley, the leader of the House of Commons, had appeared to defend her on BBC2's Newsnight on Tuesday.

John Mann, the Labour MP who lodged the original complaint about Miller, welcomed her resignation. He told the Today programme: "My reaction is about time too. Where's the prime minister been for the last five days not sacking Maria Miller?"

A Labour party spokesperson, responding to Miller's resignation, said: "It is welcome that Maria Miller has finally done the right thing. By resigning she has recognised that the public expect and deserve the highest standards from politicians.

"Labour said all along that you cannot have one rule for a cabinet minister and one rule for everybody else. That it came to this raises questions for David Cameron whose judgment has been found wanting. Yet again he has shown himself to be out of touch and a prime minister who only stands up for one of his own".

Miller pledged her continuing support for the government, adding: "I will continue to support you and the work of the government as you move forward. Ensuring the best future for the people of Basingstoke has been my priority throughout the last nine years. Whether on the front or back benches of the House of Commons I will continue this work."

The prime minister offered strong support for Miller and hailed her role in introducing gay marriage. Cameron wrote: "You can be extremely proud of your work in government - as secretary of state for Culture, Media and Sport, as minister for women and as minister for disabled Ppeople.

"You have been responsible for successfully handling two of the most controversial issues with which this government has dealt. As culture secretary, you have played a critical role in advancing Britain's proud record of respect and equality in piloting the Equal Marriage Act through parliament and on to the statute book. There are many people in our country today, and there will be many in the future, who will always be grateful for this very important change, which you did so much to bring about."

The prime minister had been determined to resist calls for Miller's resignation because of her role in introducing such a landmark social change. He was also resentful of the way in which papers were focusing on Miller because of her role in introducing the Leveson reforms.

But even supporters believe that Downing Street has shown a tin ear. The first mistake was in allowing Miller to make such a brief apology. Cameron then compounded this with his dismissive response on Friday when he told journalists to leave the matter alone.

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Best News: Toyota recalls 6.5m cars over steering and seat problems





Toyota is recalling more than 6.5m cars worldwide to fix a variety of problems, including faulty steering wheels and seats.

The recall affects 50,000 cars in the UK, including some RAV4, Hilux, Yaris and Urban Cruiser models. Toyota Australia said it will recall 300,000 cars, including Hilux "utes" and Yaris city cars.

The company said there have been no reported accidents or injuries relating to the problems identified.

The global recall tally could be revised on Wednesday, when Toyota makes a full statement at its headquarters in Japan, according to Reuters. But a recall of 6.5m would still be one of the largest in history and a huge blow to the world's biggest selling carmaker that has seen its reputation battered by a string of damaging recalls.

Between 2009-2010 the Japanese company had to fix 10m cars because of braking problems, which it later admitted were caused by over-hasty expansion.

Most of the affected cars in the current recall are reported to be in north America, with 825,000 in Europe.

In the UK, the recall affects some 40,000 RAV4 and Hilux models bought between June 2004 and December 2010; these cars have a faulty connection from the steering wheel to the airbag, meaning that a certain turn of the wheel could cause the airbag to deactivate. "If connectivity is lost, the airbag warning light will illuminate on the instrument panel and the driver's airbag may be deactivated," the company said.

It has also found a problem with the sliding mechanism in the front-passenger seat of some Yaris and Urban Cruiser models, meaning they could break with repeated use. "Should the spring break, the seat may not lock into its adjusted position, and could move in the event of a crash," the company said.

This problem affects 10,263 UK-registered vehicles built between January 2005 and August 2010.

The company said it would contact customers in the coming weeks to make an appointment for the free repairs. Drivers can check if their vehicle is affected by using a registration number search function on the Toyota website.

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Best News: WWE's Ultimate Warrior dead at 54 just a day after Raw and WrestleMania 30 ...



The wrestling legend, who legally changed his name from James Brian Hellwig to his ring name in 1993, died just hours after he was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame at Sunday's WrestleMania 30 and gave an impassioned speech on Monday Night RAW.

Warrior was walking from his Arizona hotel room to his car with his wife just before 6pm on Tuesday when he suddenly fell to the ground, TMZ reports, and was later pronounced dead at a local hospital.

"WWE is shocked and deeply saddened to learn of the passing of one of the most iconic WWE Superstars ever, The Ultimate Warrior," the company wrote on its website, as tributes flooded in from fans and fellow wrestlers.



"Loss always has a way of reminding us to live and love as greatly as we can. My prayers and strength to his family. RIP Ultimate Warrior," tweeted The Rock.

"Saddened to announce the passing of the Ultimate Warrior. Icon and friend. My sympathy to his wife Dana and his daughters," added WWE COO Triple H, with Hulk Hogan, whom Ultimate Warrior worked with for so many years, writing simply: "RIP WARRIOR. Only love."

The sad news makes the speech Warrior delivered on RAW all the more haunting, in which he spoke of hearts "beating their final beat''.



He said in a dispatch from the ring:

"No WWE talent becomes a legend on their own. Every man's heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe their final breath. And if what that man did in his life what makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them bleed deeper and something larger than life then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalized. By the story tellers, by the loyalty, by the memory of those who honor him and make the running the man did live forever. You, you, you, you, you, you are the legend makers of Ultimate Warrior. In the back I see many potential legends. Some of them with warrior spirits. And you will do the same for them. You will decide if they lived with the passion and intensity. So much so that you will tell your stories and you will make them legends, as well. I am The Ultimate Warrior. You are the Ultimate Warrior fans and the spirit of Ultimate Warrior will run forever."

Loss always has a way of reminding us to live and love as greatly as we can. My prayers and strength to his family. RIP Ultimate Warrior.- Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) April 9, 2014

Saddened to announce the passing of the Ultimate Warrior. Icon and friend. My sympathy to his wife Dana and his daughters- Triple H (@TripleH) April 9, 2014

Warrior was inducted into the Hall of Fame alongside Jake 'The Snake' Roberts on Sunday night, who is himself battling cancer.

Further tributes came in from Stephanie McMahon, who tweeted: "#RIPUltimateWarrior Your strength of character is to be admired. There will never be anyone like you. Your spirit lives on in your family." and former commentator Jim Ross, who wrote: "Sad to pass along the news that the Ultimate Warrior has died. Condolences to his wife & two, young daughters. RIP Warrior."

The wrestler appeared happy and well just hours before his collapse, stopping for photos with fans at New Orleans airport.

Ultimate Warrior played a key part in the then WWF's boom in the early 90s, and after falling out with the promotion over lawsuits, a legal name change and a defamatory DVD, made peace with it in recent years agreeing to make occasional TV appearances.

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Best News: 'Heartbleed': for hundreds of thousands of servers at risk around the world ...





The Heartbleed logo. Photograph: /Codenomicon

Hundreds of thousands of web and email servers worldwide have a software flaw that lets attackers steal the cryptographic keys used to secure online commerce and web connections, experts say.

They could also leak personal information to hackers when people carry out searches or log into email.

The bug, called "Heartbleed", affects web servers running a package called OpenSSL.

Among the systems confirmed to be affected are Imgur, OKCupid, Eventbrite, and the FBI's website, all of which run affected versions of OpenSSL. Attacks using the vulnerability are already in the wild: one lets a hacker look at the cookies of the last person to visit an affected server, revealing personal information. Connections to Google are not vulnerable, researchers say.

SSL is the most common technology used to secure websites. Web servers that use it securely send an encryption key to the visitor; that is then used to protect all other information coming to and from the server.

It is crucial in protecting services like online shopping or banking from eavesdropping, as it renders users immune to so-called man in the middle attacks, where a third party intercepts both streams of traffic and uses them to discover confidential information. Bleeding data

The Heartbleed bug - so called because it exploits a failure in an extension called heartbeat - not only lets attackers read the confidential encrypted data; it also allows them to take the encryption keys used to secure the data. That means that even servers which fix the bug, using a patch supplied by OpenSSL, must also update all their keys or risk remaining vulnerable.

More worryingly still, the bug can cause servers to leak other information stored on the server which wouldn't normally be available at all. For instance, one developer reports the ability to see searches made by other users on privacy-focused search engine DuckDuckGo, while another reports similar data leakage from Yahoo. Worse still, Yahoo has been found to be leaking user credentials due to the bug. Yahoo did not return requests for comment.

That data leakage means that servers vulnerable to Heartbleed are less secure than they would be if they simply had no encryption at all. "This allows attackers to eavesdrop communications, steal data directly from the services and users, and to impersonate services and users," explained security group Codenomicon, which discovered the flaw. Hidden in plain sight

The vulnerability was introduced in 2011, apparently by accident when the opensource code was updated, but the error was only spotted recently. That has raised fears that some attackers may already have been exploiting it to steal information. "Unfortunately it is not clear at the moment that there is any way to know whether this has already happened, since the vulnerability has been around for two years," explains Matthew Bloch, the managing director of hosting company Bytemark.

It is the third serious bug in cryptographic connectivity discovered this year. In February, Apple revealed that a simple programming mistake meant that since September 2013 its iPhone, iPad and newer Mac OS X software all failed to check the security of websites they connected to. It issued a patch for the software in February.

Weeks later a similar flaw was discovered in the open source TLS system, leaving thousands of apps open to eavesdropping. That was reckoned to have been there since 2005. Stay offline?

For users, the simplest thing to do may be to refrain from engaging in sensitive activities on the internet for a few days. Typical responses to security breaches, such as changing passwords may even serve to exacerbate the problem. While there are tests which will show whether a particular website is vulnerable, checking every site is cumbersome, and the most popular web-based test is suffering under heavy load.

The issue is widespread. "We count at least a few hundred thousand servers using affected library versions so that it poses a significant threat," says Mark Schloesser, a security researcher at penetration testing firm Rapid7. "As the same problem affects other protocols/services such as mail servers and databases, we assume that overall we're looking at millions of vulnerable systems connected to the public internet." * Yahoo fixes Flickr invitation bug that leaked real names and email addresses

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Best News: WWE 'Ultimate Warrior,' James Hellwig, Dies at 54











In a shock to WWE fans, James Hellwig, better known as the Ultimate Warrior, died on Tuesday. He was 54.

Hellwig's death was unexpected, considering he appeared on WWE's "Monday Night Raw" on April 7, and was inducted into the company's Hall of Fame on April 5, in New Orleans.

"WWE is shocked and deeply saddened to learn of the passing of one of the most iconic WWE Superstars ever, the Ultimate Warrior," the company said in a statement Tuesday night. "Warrior began his WWE career in 1987 and quickly went on to become one of the biggest stars in WWE history. Warrior became WWE Champion at WrestleMania VI, defeating Hulk Hogan in an epic encounter. We are grateful that just days ago, Warrior had the opportunity to take his rightful place in the WWE Hall of Fame and was also able to appear at WrestleMania 30 and Monday Night Raw to address his legions of fans. WWE sends its sincere condolences to Warrior's family, friends and fans. Warrior was 54 and is survived by his wife Dana and his two daughters."

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Best News: Jose Mourinho: Chelsea boss rolls back the years with touchline run





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This was where Jose Mourinho came in - with the re-enactment of the moment a decade ago when he first made his mark on the consciousness of English football.

All those years ago, it was a sprint along the length of Old Trafford's touchline to celebrate the scoring of a famous late Champions League goal by Francisco Costinha as underdogs Porto put out Manchester United.

And he was at it again at Stamford Bridge on Tuesday when Demba Ba scrambled in the 87th-minute strike that gave Chelsea the 2-0 win that sent them into the semi-finals on away goals at the expense of Paris St-Germain.

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The hair may be greyer, the black overcoat worn at Old Trafford swapped for training gear and the turn of speed a little slower with the passing of the years, but it was still a moment heavy with the weight of significance.

When Mourinho announced his arrival that night in March 2004 at Old Trafford, he was on his way to an unlikely Champions League triumph with Porto. Will his run to a huddle of Chelsea players burying goalscorer Ba be remembered in similar fashion next month?

Of course it was pure Mourinho. His detractors may suggest it was another "me, me, me" moment, an attempt to hog the spotlight in Chelsea's glory, a reminder of just who was the architect of the successful mission to turn around a 3-1 first-leg deficit.

The truth is more pragmatic. Yes, Mourinho did make that headline-grabbing journey along half the length of Stamford Bridge but there was no triumphalism or celebration when he reached his destination. It was with a specific purpose.

This was Mourinho demonstrating one of his great strengths. Thinking coldly and making the necessary decisions in the moments when pressure is at its height, when thoughts could be scrambled.

Remember Real Madrid's Champions League win at Manchester United last season? While Sir Alex Ferguson lost control and was raging at officialdom while fist-pumping to implore the Stretford End's support after Nani's controversial red card, Mourinho was stealthily introducing Luka Modric for full-back Alvaro Arbeloa in a game-changing switch.



On Wednesday night, he dragged Fernando Torres out of the human pyramid formed in a corner of Stamford Bridge - and the other goalscorer Andre Schurrle. They were reminded of their more defensive responsibilities now the required scoreline had been achieved. He was there to instruct not celebrate.

The theatre (some may prefer to call it a circus) that surrounds Mourinho occasionally blinds those who do not find him to their taste to what a brilliantly successful coach and manager the Portuguese is.

Love him or hate him, say what you like about him - and plenty do - he can put his track record on the table to end any argument about how good he is.

This will be Mourinho's fifth successive Champions League semi-final with Inter Milan, Real Madrid and now Chelsea. He still has the chance to become the first coach to win this tournament with three different clubs after success with Porto and Inter.

And in this quarter-final second leg Mourinho got all his big calls first in adversity and then through necessity.



When Eden Hazard, one of those Mourinho would have been counting on most, was an early casualty with a calf injury he threw on Schurrle, who responded with energy and the crucial breakthrough goal.

And then, with 24 minutes to keep Chelsea in the Champions League, he introduced Ba ahead of Fernando Torres as replacement for Frank Lampard.

Mourinho's reasoning, maybe even over and above Torres's own recent struggles, was that the muscular, bustling and largely ignored Ba, who was born in a suburb of Paris, would give PSG a problem they never encountered in their domestic league.

The ploy worked as a finish that made up in effectiveness what it lacked in elegance sent Mourinho down the touchline and Chelsea into the semi-final.

One of Mourinho's other assets is that he is in charge of a Chelsea team that knows how to get the job done on nights like this. This was the sort of street-wisdom and nous that got them out of a couple of tight spots on the way to winning the Champions League in 2012 under Roberto Di Matteo.

And Mourinho also has a spot of unfinished business with Chelsea. In among the success of his first spell were two Champions League semi-final defeats by Liverpool, the first in particular a source of pain after what he called Luis Garcia's "ghost goal" in 2005.

Chelsea may be regarded as outsiders in what looks certainly to be a high-quality last four but only a fool would write Mourinho off.

PSG may have been without the talismanic Zlatan Ibrahimovic - and what a terrible disappointment £55m summer signing Edinson Cavani was - but Mourinho was without the suspended Ramires and the ineligible Nemanja Matic, both so crucial to his midfield.

Mourinho's first famous run was part of a journey to Champions League glory with Porto. He will hope his Wednesday repeat will lead to a similar glorious finale.

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Best News: MH370: no further pings detected in hunt for black box recorders





No further pings from what may be the black box recorders of a missing Malaysia Airlines jet have been detected after a weekend of hopeful leads, as search teams "throw everything" into finding the aircraft before the black box batteries are expected to die, investigators have said.

The hunt for flight MH370, which disappeared from radar screens shortly after takeoff from Kuala Lumpur one month ago, has narrowed to about one-third of its original search size in an area of the southern Indian Ocean roughly 1,000 miles north-west of Perth, where the supposed pings were picked up over the weekend by an Australian vessel.

"We have at least several days of intense actions ahead of us," Australia's defence minister, David Johnston, said on Tuesday. "We're throwing everything at this difficult, complex task."

A US navy "pinger locator" on board Australia's Ocean Shield detected two signals on Sunday apparently consistent with black box locator pings, one for over two hours and the second for 13 minutes. Investigators described the signals as the best lead in the plane's hunt to date, which has been fraught with false leads and sightings of possible debris that later turned out to be unrelated to the missing aircraft.

But investigators are in a race against time as the batteries in the Boeing 777's black box beacons are already two days past their expected 30-day battery life. Although some batteries can continue on for longer, it is unknown just how much longer this aircraft's batteries might last.

"We need to continue ... for several days right up to when the point at which there's absolutely no doubt that the pinger batteries will have expired," said Angus Houston, who heads the Australian agency co-ordinating the search for MH370.

"If we don't get any further transmissions, we have a reasonably large search area of the bottom of the ocean to prosecute and that will take a long time. It's very slow, painstaking work."

The plane's black boxes, which record data from the cockpit, are hoped to explain why MH370 - which was carrying 239 people when it disappeared on 8 March - diverted away from its scheduled route to Beijing, flying back over Malaysian territory and out towards the southern Indian Ocean.

Malaysian authorities believe the plane was deliberately diverted by someone familiar with the aircraft but have not yet found any conclusive evidence to prove foul play.

The search for MH370 is likely to go down as the most costly hunt in aviation history, with 26 countries deploying aircraft, submarines, vessels and satellites to the £26m investigation, according to Reuters. It is expected to cost at least twice as much as the search and recovery for Air France flight 447, which crashed into the Atlantic Ocean in 2009, the black boxes of which were only recovered two years later.

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Best News: Chelsea win the tie





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Demba Ba struck three minutes from time to send Chelsea into the Champions League semi-finals on away goals.

Trailing Paris St-Germain 3-1 from the first leg, substitute Andre Schurrle halved the deficit when he produced a neat first-half finish.

But when Schurrle and Oscar hit the bar straight after the interval, it seemed Chelsea would fall short.

Chelsea were not to be denied and Ba stabbed home to send Jose Mourinho's side into the last four.

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Best News: Irish President Michael D Higgins hails UK friendship





Irish President Michael D Higgins has been welcomed to the UK by the Royal Family at the start of the first state visit by an Irish head of state.

Later he is due to address both Houses of Parliament - another historic first.

Ahead of the trip he said Anglo-Irish relations were at a high but warned there was "significant work" to do secure peace in Northern Ireland.

His trip comes after the Queen became the first British monarch to visit the Republic of Ireland three years ago.

Then Sinn Fein did not take part, but on Tuesday Northern Ireland's Deputy First Minister Martin McGuinness, a former IRA commander, will attend a banquet hosted by the Queen at Windsor Castle.

Mr Higgins said: "I think Her Majesty in coming to Ireland and addressing for example issues of relations between our two people was doing it the right way."

He was greeted at the Irish embassy in London earlier by Prince Charles before heading to Windsor where he shook hands with the Queen and Prince Philip.

As is customary on official state visits, the president will lay a wreath at the grave of the Unknown Warrior in Westminster Abbey, central London.



He is also due to meet Prime Minister David Cameron at Downing Street, pay tribute to the work of Irish health professionals, and meet business leaders and London Mayor Boris Johnson.

He will be joined on the trip by Taoiseach Enda Kenny and Foreign Affairs Minister Eamon Gilmore.

The statesman, who came to England to work as a waiter when he was 21, said his visit would be "very important for the relationships between the people of Ireland and UK".

The BBC's Ireland correspondent Andy Martin said the trip could not have happened 20 years ago, because of "lingering acrimony" between the two countries.

He said that "changed entirely three years ago", when the Queen laid a wreath at a memorial to those who died fighting for Ireland's independence.

The Queen set another historic precedent two years ago when she shook hands with Mr McGuinness during a trip to Belfast.

Conor Murphy, a Sinn Fein MP and former IRA member, said the president's visit was a "symbolically significant step" on the "journey towards reconciliation and better relationships".

But in a sign of the tensions caused by Sinn Fein's participation in some of the events, Stephen Gault - whose father was killed by an IRA bomb in 1987 - accused republicans of trying to "airbrush" history.

"How can I forgive somebody who hasn't turned around and asked for my forgiveness?" he said of Mr McGuinness on BBC Radio 4's Today programme.

For centuries Ireland was under British or English rule and the more recent troubles can be traced back to the partition of the country. Analysis

The return leg of the Queen's enormously successful tour of Ireland means there will be no more "firsts" in the attempt to make Ireland and Britain normal neighbours.

When Sinn Fein say Martin McGuinness may go to the Windsor Castle ball, and start talking about the Queen in terms of her contribution to peace, it is a clear indication that relations have changed massively.

The Republic of Ireland's Prime Minister Enda Kenny acknowledges that this visit could not have occurred 20 years ago, such was the lingering acrimony over Britain's role in Ireland, and the IRA's attacks in Britain.

All of that changed entirely three years ago when the Queen did not just acknowledge that emotive history, but faced into it by laying a wreath at a memorial to those who died fighting the Crown for Ireland's independence.

Mr Higgins will struggle to match that symbolism, or indeed the obvious friendship that developed between his predecessor Mary McAleese and the royals in 2011. However, his role in London is designed to break the idea that such a visit is unusual.

Mr Higgins, himself a poet and a migrant worker in England in his youth, will be keen to emphasise those things that tie the counties together, rather than the issues that have so brutally divided them.

Ireland won independence in 1921 following a civil war and guerrilla campaign against British forces.

But six counties were kept under British control, creating Northern Ireland.

President Higgins said there were "a lot of very difficult memories" and that it would be wrong to "wipe the slate clean".

Asked about the Northern Irish peace process, Mr Higgins acknowledged: "There is very significant work to do.

"Affecting a kind of amnesia is of no value to you, you are better to honestly deal with our facts that are standing behind you as shadows.

"How could I say to any family whose family member might be in a wheelchair or somebody who is dead, you must put it behind you?"

Meanwhile Peter Hain - Northern Ireland secretary from 2005 to 2007 - used an interview with The Times ahead of the president's arrival in the UK to call for "an end to all conflict-related prosecutions".

Mr Higgins has been a stalwart of Irish public life, as a politician, poet and the subject of songs.

In an interview with the BBC's Fergal Keane on the eve of the visit, the president was asked if he would bring a gift for the Queen.

"Oh yes," he said. "Something equine, something cultural. The warmth around this visit has been tremendous."

The president and his wife Sabina are expected to fly back to Dublin on Friday afternoon after a week of engagements.

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Best News: Tottenham 5 Sunderland 1: Tim Sherwood wields Harry Kane to thrash ...



The club may insist on it but there are few who buy the official line that they will sit down with Sherwood come the end of the season to discuss the future and "to review how things have progressed". If, as most believe, that is a future with someone else in charge - pick one from Louis van Gaal, Mauricio Pochettino and Frank de Boer - rather than Sherwood, then he will depart his first managerial role having squeezed a roller coaster of a tenure into five months.

This was a helter-skelter of a match that ended with the substitute Gylfi Sigurdsson slapping in a fifth goal in injury time to seal Sherwood's biggest win in his 23rd game.

Sherwood was all smiles at the start and, despite the odd scowl when Sunderland took the lead and Spurs were denied a penalty at 1-1, he spent much of the game smiling and bantering with the crowd behind his dugout. They waved him off with cries of "Well done, Tim".

How Sunderland would like to have Tottenham's problems. They remain bottom of the Premier League, seven points adrift of Norwich in 17th. Gus Poyet's side have games in hand - they still have seven to play - but it looks bleak. Among those games are trips to Chelsea and two to Manchester. Poyet's hope will still to be in touch come the final two games, at home to West Bromwich Albion and Swansea City.





Sherwood shuffled his pack, or possibly the deckchairs on his own Titanic, making four changes to the side neatly shredded at Anfield eight days before. Emmanuel Adebayor, whose revitalisation had helped produce such a bright beginning to Sherwood's time in charge, returned after missing three games with a hamstring injury. Sherwood gave Adebayor company up front as well with the inclusion of Harry Kane on his first league start for Spurs; behind the front two Vlad Chiriches, for the first time since last January, and Paulinho were brought back. Poyet, whose arrival in the dugout area was greeted by warm man-hugs from Les Ferdinand and Steffen Freund on the Uruguayan's return to White Hart Lane, dropped John O'Shea for Carlos Cuellar and placed him in the middle of three centre-halves in another tinker with Sunderland's formation.

Its initial effect was to give Tottenham ample early room down the flanks but sloppy crossing too often sailed high and wide of the intended target. It was one such effort that almost brought the home side the opening goal when Christian Eriksen's overhit cross forced Vito Mannone to scramble the ball over his crossbar.

It was sloppiness at the other end that gifted Sunderland the lead. Chiriches and his goalkeeper Hugo Lloris got themselves in a muddle over a throw-in, whereupon the panicked Romanian rolled the ball straight to Lee Cattermole, who accepted the gift with the delight of a man who has scored one league goal in six years. It was his first for Sunderland.

On a surface becoming ever more slippery as the April showers turned full-time, the game opened up in frenetic, error-strewn but entertaining fashion; in other words, pretty much standard Premier League fare. Kyle Naughton shot inches wide before the omnipresent Cattermole set up Fabio Borini for an effort Lloris turned round the post.

The equaliser owed something to the conditions, Eriksen's low cross skipping across the surface and defeating Wes Brown's attempt to clear. Instead the ball bounced off Adebayor's thigh and past Mannone. It was his 12th of the season. He should have made it 13 after another Eriksen cross but made contact only with thin air.

Poyet departed early for half-time, retreating down the tunnel yelling obscenely over his shoulder at the fourth official and perhaps the football world in general. Sherwood grinned after him. The roles were reversed early in the second half with Sherwood bouncing up the tunnel turning the air blue when Cuellar caught Kane inside the box, only for the referee Lee Mason to give a corner instead of the penalty it appeared to be.

The Spurs manager was a deal happier minutes later and again much of it was down to Eriksen. The 22-year-old whipped in another low centre, which Brown failed to deal with, and Kane steered the ball home. After an anxious start Kane had grown into the game and he recovered from a nasty clash of heads soon after his goal to link up with Adebayor with increasing confidence as the match became stretched.

Sunderland threatened little in the second half, with only the home side's nervousness at the back offering any hope. Eriksen settled it as a contest 13 minutes from the end, producing a skidding shot which slipped past Mannone with the aid of a slight deflection. It was the least the Dane deserved.

Adebayor's energetic performance was also rewarded when he scored from an offside position after Mannone had allowed Kane's shot to slip from his grasp. Match details

Spurs: Lloris, Naughton, Kaboul, Chiriches, Rose, Lennon, Chadli, Paulinho, Eriksen, Adebayor, Kane

Sunderland: Mannone, Vergini, Cuellar, Brown, Alonso, Ki, Bridcutt, Cattermole, Bardsley, Borini, Johnson

Goals. Tottenham Hotspur Adebayor 28, 86, Kane 59, Eriksen 78, Sigurdsson 90

Sunderland. Cattermole 17

Subs: Tottenham Sigurdsson (Chadli 82), Townsend (Lennon 84) Veljkovic (Paulinho 88).

Sunderland Gardner (Cuellar 72), Scocco (Cattermole 72)

Booked: Sunderland Alonso, Cattermole.

Man of the match Eriksen Match rating 7/10.

Possession: Tottenham 61% Sunderland 39%

Atts on target: Tottenham 11 Sunderland 6.

Referee L Mason (Manchester).

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Best News: Peaches Geldof: Writer and TV presenter dies aged 25



Peaches Geldof, second daughter of musician Bob Geldof and the late Paula Yates, has died aged 25, leaving a husband and two sons.

"We are beyond pain," said her father, confirming her death. "She was the wildest, funniest, cleverest, wittiest and the most bonkers of all of us."

Police, who were called to an address in Kent around lunchtime on Monday, say the death is currently being treated as "unexplained and sudden".

Geldof was 11 when her own mother died.

TV presenter Yates died of a drug overdose in September 2000. In September 2012 Geldof said she had not been able to come to terms with her mother's death for several years.

Her final tweet, posted on Sunday, linked to an Instagram picture of her, as a baby, in her mother's arms. The caption simply read: "Me and my mum."

Her father Bob Geldof said in a statement: "How is this possible that we will not see her again? How is that bearable?

"We loved her and will cherish her forever. How sad that sentence is."

In a statement, Kent Police said: "Police were called at 13:35 BST on 7 April, 2014 to an address near Wrotham following a report of concern for the welfare of a woman.

"A woman aged 25 was pronounced dead by South East Coast Ambulance Service.

"Officers are working to establish the circumstances around the death."

The writer and TV presenter was married to musician Thomas Cohen, with whom she had two sons, Astala, one, and Phaedra, who will turn one on 24 April. Bob Geldof's statement

Peaches has died. We are beyond pain. She was the wildest, funniest, cleverest, wittiest and the most bonkers of all of us.

Writing "was" destroys me afresh. What a beautiful child. How is this possible that we will not see her again? How is that bearable? We loved her and will cherish her forever. How sad that sentence is.

Tom and her sons Astala and Phaedra will always belong in our family, fractured so often, but never broken. Bob, Jeanne, Fifi, Pixie and Tiger Geldof.

"My beloved wife Peaches was adored by myself and her two sons," said Cohen in a statement.

"I shall bring them up with their mother in their hearts everyday. We shall love her forever."

'Numb' about mother

Born in 1989, Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof embarked on a media career at the age of 15, when she began writing a column for Elle magazine.

She left home at 16 and went on to contribute to the Telegraph and the Guardian, as well as TV shows including ITV2's OMG! with Peaches Geldof.

She also worked as a model and, just last week, attended a launch for Tesco's F&F clothing range in London.

Yates's death came after she split with Bob Geldof and formed a relationship with INXS frontman Michael Hutchence, who then died in 1997.



"I remember the day my mother died, and it's still hard to talk about it," Peaches told Elle in 2012.

"I just blocked it out. I went to school the next day because my father's mentality was 'keep calm and carry on'," she said.

"So we all went to school and tried to act as if nothing had happened. But it had happened. I didn't grieve. I didn't cry at her funeral. I couldn't express anything because I was just numb to it all. I didn't start grieving for my mother properly until I was maybe 16."

Geldof said she had experimented with drugs as a teenager, but was "never that wild".

She was previously married to rock musician Max Drummey but the pair separated in 2009 after a six-month marriage.

She leaves her husband and sons; father Bob Geldof; sisters Fifi Trixibelle and Pixie; and younger half-sister, Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof.

Among friends and contemporaries paying tribute to Geldof online was BBC Radio 1 DJ Fearne Cotton, who tweeted: "I'm beyond shocked and saddened to hear about Peaches. Can't quite digest it. Thoughts and so much love to the family."

TV personality Kelly Osborne tweeted that "words seem inadequate 2 express the sadness I feel about @peaches_g death".

Model Daisy Lowe posted a picture of a broken heart on Twitter. What is your reaction to the death of Peaches Geldof? Send us your comments. You can email us at haveyoursay@bbc.co.uk using the subject line 'Peaches'.

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Best News: 'Human Barbie' claims interracial couples are 'making the human race uglier'



Valeria Lukyanova the 'Human Barbie' claims she's only ever undergone breast enhancement surgery (Picture: GQ)

Valeria Lukyanova, dubbed the 'Human Barbie', has sparked anger after making racist remarks during an interview for men's magazine GQ.

The 28-year-old, who hit the spotlight due to her bizarre doll-like looks, told the magazine: 'Ethnicities are mixing now, so there's degeneration, and it didn't used to be like that.'

She went on to say that this 'degeneration' was the reason for the rise in people undergoing plastic surgery.

Her comments led the interviewer to brand her a 'racist space alien'.

This isn't the first time the Ukrainian has courted controversy.

She has also previously claimed she is 'not human' and is capable of surviving on energy from the sun rather than food.

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Best News: Windows XP users face end to Microsoft support



Support for the venerable Windows XP operating system ends this Tuesday.

It means that there will be no more official security updates and bug fixes for the operating system from Microsoft.

Some governments have negotiated extended support contracts for the OS in a bid to keep users protected.

Security firms said anyone else using the 13-year-old software would be at increased risk of infection and compromise by cyber-thieves.



Statistics suggest 20-25% of all users have stuck with XP despite the fact that there have been three major releases of Windows since its debut in 2001.

Some of those existing XP users have struck deals to get security fixes from Microsoft while they complete their migration away from the ageing code.

The UK government has signed a £5.5m deal for extended support. Similarly the Dutch government has signed a "multi-million euro" deal to obtain help for the 40,000 PCs running XP used by the nation's civil servants.

Anyone currently running Windows XP already faced a disproportionate risk of falling victim to malware, said Dave Emm, a senior research analyst at security firm Kaspersky.

"Our data indicates that less than one fifth of our customers run Windows XP but more than a quarter of infections are Windows XP-based," he said.

That exposure ratio was only going to get worse after 8 April, he said, once the last security patch for Windows XP had been released.

That final patch will fix a series of bugs, one of which is rated as critical and is already being actively exploited despite only being discovered in late March.

"Effectively, every vulnerability discovered after 8 April will become a zero-day vulnerability - that is, one for which there is not and never will be, a patch," said Mr Emm.

Windows XP users topped the list of victims cyber-thieves targeted, said Maik Morgenstern and Andreas Marx from the German AV-Test group, which rates and ranks security software.

"Malware writers go for the low hanging fruits because it's a lot easier to infect systems running on an old Windows XP operating system compared to brand-new Windows 8.1, with all its built-in security features," they said.

"We think we will see a lot of attacks for Windows XP within the next few months, but attackers will also always add exploits for other Windows systems just to catch those systems as well."

Orla Cox, a senior manager at cyber-defence firm Symantec's security response unit, said criminals groups were likely to hoard the XP vulnerabilities they knew about rather than use them to bolster malware being spammed out to millions of people.

"The types of groups sitting on zero-days will tend to use them against high-end targets and for corporate espionage," she said. "Some organisations will have particular concerns because they find it so hard to move away from XP."

However, she added, any zero-day that did get used against a corporate target was likely to be re-used later on.

"Once it's out there it gets into the malware kits and then gets circulated and there will be no defence," she said.

Mark O'Neill, a spokesman for data management firm Axway, said organisations were getting better at coping with software that had hit its end-of-life.

"Beyond high-profile programs like XP there are a lot of products that have gone out of support because the company behind them has gone out of business or was acquired," he said.

In addition many other products were written in old programming languages that made them expensive to maintain and update.

As a result, many IT departments have put such ageing programs in the virtual equivalent of a "black box" and subsequently update the external code if security patches need to be applied.

"You can create a layer above the older application and that gives you a place to patch," Mr O'Neill said.

"Companies are not defenceless even with the things they cannot patch."

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Best News: Made In Chelsea's Alex Myttons accused of cheating on Binky Felstead



Reality TV star is the subject of speculation with many of his co-stars - and even his girlfriend isn't convinced he's been faithful



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Binky and Alex rocked by cheating accusations

Alex Myttons has faced accusations he cheated on girlfriend Binky Felstead in the first episode of Made In Chelsea series 7.

The couple's romance has been rocked by claims he has been unfaithful, and the reality TV beauty wasn't buying into her boyfriend's reassurances that he's stayed loyal.

Meanwhile, their castmates have been busy gossiping - as you'd expect - and no one seems sure what to believe.

While Fran admitted she "can't read Alex", Stevie was a little more decisive when it came to offering his thoughts.

He said: "He deserves the benefit of the doubt."





As the cast continued to have a chin-wag about the rumours, Jamie predicted there was a storm brewing.

Meanwhile, Spencer offered his ever-valuable insight, claiming: "Monogamy's quite rare nowadays."

Finally, Cheska's offered her support to Alex... kind of, anyway. It wasn't exactly a shoulder to cry on.

She told him: "If I find out this is true you're in big s***."

With friends like these, who needs enemies, eh?

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Best News: Tim Sherwood comes out fighting as he heads for the Tottenham exit





Tim Sherwood came out fighting on Monday night despite facing the sack as Tottenham Hotspur's manager at the end of the season, claiming after a 5-1 thumping of Sunderland that "nothing has changed" at the club and that he is still planning for the long term.

The Holland coach, Louis van Gaal, and Southampton's manager, Mauricio Pochettino, are the frontrunners for the Spurs job but Sherwood denied he had held talks with the chairman, Daniel Levy, about departing.

Levy was not at White Hart Lane to watch an impressive win, during which Sherwood appeared bullish on the touchline, and afterwards the manager pointed out that he has a better win percentage in the Premier League than any of his predecessors at Tottenham.

The club said discussions with Sherwood would be held at the end of the season. There are also question marks over the future of Franco Baldini, the Tottenham director of football, given the lack of success enjoyed by the plethora of expensive summer signings made last year in the wake of Gareth Bale's sale to Real Madrid.

"We had a chat about next season, there are players I've identified and we've talked about pre-season," Sherwood said. "Nothing has changed. It [the speculation] doesn't affect me. I've got an opportunity to manage this club and I owe it to the players and fans to do the job professionally.

"I don't think it does anyone any favours, but you just get on with it. All I was focused on was winning the game tonight, preparing the boys correctly and being professional. It has been an opportunity to manage this great club and I'm relishing it. My record has been very good; in the Premier League it has been second to none. In the Premier League, of any manager that has been here, my win percentage is higher than anyone."

Asked if the club were entitled to consider other managerial options for next season, he added: "Clubs always look for the next one. It's like with players. Always look for someone to come in and replace the player. I don't know if this club's been doing that. Any questions regarding my employment you'll have to ask my employers."

Sherwood signed an 18-month contract with Tottenham in December after the departure of André Villas-Boas but, despite impressive wins away from home against Manchester United, Swansea and Newcastle, the club have dropped out of contention for a top-four place.

Spurs are five points behind Arsenal, who occupy the final Champions League place, but Sherwood denied being given a directive by Levy when taking the managerial reins that finishing in the top four was paramount to his future at the club.

"No, not at all. There was never any talk about that. Obviously we wanted Champions League football but there was never any pressure or talk about having to finish in the Champions League. You just go out and do your best. "

They made the decision that they wanted to make a change and they asked me if I would like the opportunity [to be manager]. I said: 'If it was right for me' and that's where we are now. I'm doing my best in every game and I will continue to do that until the end."

Asked if he believed he was the best man for Tottenham in the long term, Sherwood joked: "I'm the best manager this club has ever seen."

Spurs cruised to a comfortable victory despite conceding an early lead against Sunderland, with Emmanuel Adebayor scoring twice. The Togo forward, who has thrived under Sherwood this season, said he hoped the former midfielder would remain at the club beyond the summer.

Adebayor said: "No matter what happens to the manager, I respect him. I'm very happy to be back on the pitch again, scoring goals and playing alongside [Christian] Eriksen, who is a great player, and we are just enjoying ourselves.

"I am playing, I am scoring goals, so I hope he stays, but I'm not the chairman, I'm not the owner of the club, so no matter what happens as a professional footballer I just have to do my job for the club and keep focused and keep doing what I love most: scoring goals.

"But I was thinking about him in my head and he has done a big thing in my life. When everyone forgot about me, he gave me back my life, so I'm very grateful and I want to say a big thanks to him."

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Best News: Valeria Lukyanova Kids: Is Human Barbie Doll Ready for Kids? (PHOTO, VIDEO)



So-called "Human Barbie" Valeria Lukyanova, whose hope it is to look like a real-live doll, has spoken out about what she thinks about children.

(PHOTO:Facebook/Valeria Yukanova)

Lukyanova, who has gone to extreme measures to ensure that she looks as much like a human Barbie doll as possible, recently spoke to GQ magazine. In that interview the Ukrainian model explained that she has no future plans for kids.

The 28-year-old said, "It's unacceptable to me. The very idea of children brings out this deep revulsion in me...I'd rather die from torture because the worst thing in the world is to have a family lifestyle."

She added, "I'm against feminism...what would you keep the children for? So they can get you a glass of water when you're on your deathbed?

"For example, a Russian marries an Armenian, they have a kid, a cute girl, but she has her dad's nose. She goes and files it down a little, and it's all good. Ethnicities are mixing now, so there's degeneration, and it didn't used to be like that," she told the publication.

"Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this. I love this Nordic image of myself. I have white skin; I am a Nordic type-perhaps a little Eastern Baltic, but closer to Nordic."

Lukyanova has sparked widespread debate across the globe for her looks. Many have slammed her for her poor example to young impressionable girls who grow up wanting to look "perfect," and believe that an image like a doll is something to aim for.

Lukyanova came to wider prominence around the globe in 2012 after photos of her went viral. She received a lot of criticism at the time, but she chose to insist that her look was natural. However, she later admitted to having had widespread plastic surgery to gain her less-than-natural look. She told GQ: "Everyone fixes up their face if it's not ideal, you know?"



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Best News: Royal tour: Prince George is a dead-ringer for his father





Prince Charles sits with baby Prince William during at Government House in Auckland during their official visit to New Zealand in 1983 (Tim Graham/ Getty)

George appeared to have travelled well, looking contented, if a little chilly in shorts and bare legs, kicking his legs and waving his arms as his mother carried him inside the airport's military terminal.

Perhaps aware that she would be upstaged by her son, she chose a striking red Catherine Walker coat and matching hat by Gina Foster, accessorised with a diamond brooch in the shape of New Zealand's national symbol, the silver fern, loaned to her by the Queen.

The effect of the Duchess's outfit, George's all-white ensemble and the Duke's choice of a navy blue suit was a distinctly British colour scheme, at a time when New Zealand is debating dropping the Union Jack from its national flag, though aides insisted it was not intentional.

The Duchess's choice of dress designer was a neat link with her husband's own tour of New Zealand as a baby in 1983. His mother Diana, Princess of Wales had more than 1,000 Catherine Walker outfits and was laid to rest in a black Catherine Walker dress.

Both the Duchess and Prince George had changed their outfits on the Royal New Zealand Air Force flight that took them from Sydney to Wellington.

When they got off a Qantas flight from London to Sydney the Duchess had been wearing a grey Max Mara dress and her son was dressed in navy blue.

The Duchess had been given a mid-air makeover by her personal hairdresser Amanda Cook Tucker, who was with her on the 27-hour journey from London and will style her hair during the three-week tour.

From the airport the family was taken to Government House in Wellington, the residence of the Governor-General, for the traditional Maori welcome. Along their route, few New Zealanders had braved cold, wet and foggy weather to cheer them on, making their arrival a low-key affair.

But if New Zealand's climate is unreliable, the warmth of its welcome comes guaranteed.

The Duke and Duchess were greeted with the pressing of noses and foreheads, known as the hongi, by Maori leaders Lewis Moeau and Ira Hape before they were confronted by 35 semi-naked toa warriors who performed a challenge called a wero to determine whether the visitors were friends or foes.



The Duchess of Cambridge meets a Maori performance group during a welcoming ceremony at Government House in Wellington on Monday (Marty Melville/ Getty)

The Duchess, visiting New Zealand for the first time, looked slightly startled as three of the toa picked up spears and advanced on them shouting war cries. One of the warriors then placed a dart called a rake tapu at the Duke's feet, which he picked up, maintaining eye contact with the toa, to prove his peaceful intent.

The Maoris also performed a welcome dance, or haka powhiri, reminiscent of the war dance performed by the All Blacks rugby team before each match.

The Duchess described the display as "super".

The Duke later inspected a guard of honour and took a 21-gun salute, before the couple chatted to children who had been selected to represent the city's schools.

Kaya Nielsen,11, told the Duchess she had written her a letter wishing her good luck for the tour. But after standing in the rain for more that an hour, the ink had run, making it unreadable.

"Don't worry, that's very kind of you" said the Duchess, adding: "It'll be top secret!"

The Duke and Duchess and Prince George will have 48 hours of rest and recuperation to recover from their journey, spending time together at an undisclosed location before returning to Government House, which will be their base for the rest of the visit. Their official programme will resume on Wednesday afternoon local time.

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Best News: Made in Chelsea series 7, episode 1: Who tells Binky that they love her?



Jamie Laing, the over sexed manchild with a foot permanently wedged in his mouth and a chronic case of love Tourette's is up to his old tricks. On the receiving end is Lucy, who must surely be growing incredibly tired of his intolerable boneheadedness.

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Barely a week after his grand gesture at the end of series six, Jamie had gone to Miami and hooked up with someone else. There is no justification for such a moronic act. Jamie really is writing his own personal bible on how to be an assclown. Their meet up at the start of the episode is painfully awkward.

Elsewhere, the rumour mill is off the scale as Alex has allegedly been unfaithful to Binky. Fran and Cheska bring it up whilst at 'voga' and it's on the lips and minds of all the other Chelsea regulars.

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Whilst with Binky, Alex gets a concerned phone call from Spenny explaining that it's only a matter of time until it gets back to her so he needs to deal with it. Now.

He does, but it lacks conviction. Even if he is telling the truth, poor Binky has a resigned look on her face. A seed has been planted in her mind, and it's not going away.

Evil schemers Sophie and Victoria are planning the former's birthday party and most importantly who to invite, or in this case, not invite. They give Cheska a call, and in an attempt to mend bridges, decide to invite her. The same courtesy is not extended to Lucy and they decide to ostracise her.

The theme for this party is extravagant Bavarian fairytale and everyone looks the part. It's like Alice in Wonderland having a tea party with Shakespeare and The Sheriff of Nottingham. The boys are also wearing more make up than the girls and seem to be loving the liberating feeling of being covered in mascara.

Victoria extends an olive branch to Cheska with a full apology for the 'f**king fat turkey' comment at Christmas. Cheska chooses not to take the gracious option and instead keeps the rift alive by shunning the attempt at a 'conscious friend re-coupling'.

Usually I'm always on Cheska's side but it seems like a stupid move, it's a lot more effort to actively dislike someone than it is to just be civil and indifferent. It will come back to haunt her.

Jamie leaves the party to see Lucy, he tries to make amends for his misdemeanours but Lucy is emphatic in telling him that nothing is EVER going to happen. That'll teach you, Laing.

Not wanting to end on a downer, Alex and Binky share a romantic embrace to counteract all the Chelsea hearsay and in the blink of an eye he drops a huge 'L' bomb. Binky lights up and hits him with an 'L' bomb of her own. Love is alive in Chelsea!

Or is this a cunning ploy by Alex to make Binky forget about all the threatening gossip? I hope not.

Tune in next week where Jamie and Proudlock play beer pong in another totes inappropes location.

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